Cat-tain

  Today I would like to introduce you to my little brother Batman, he used to be a very sweet kitty but one tragic day that changed. It was a winter night, it was very wet and windy, I decided to give my humans the night out and I knew they would get pissed and they would probably be out until the next morning, probably spending the night in some random sofa, they like to get wasted and behave like idiots. We were at home bored, locked, and very much awake, as we usually are in the middle of the night. Catwoman was high, catnip as usual, but she has the most brilliant ideas when she is in that state, she suggested that we could play the ouija! F@#•g fantastic! I assume that we all know what an ouija is, is that board with numbers and letters that you use to summon the spirits, you can ask them questions and they will tell you the answer to anything! We were all very excited about it, except Batman, he was just a kitten and he was scared of the idea of disturbing the spirits. I conv...

 Please allow me to introduce you to Mother, mother, guess that! is the mother of all of us, her real name is Baby, ironic right? She is whatever but a baby, when I think about a baby what it pops on my head is something sweet and cute, but this Baby belongs to the Chucky's family, look into her eyes, I think she came from hell to try to kill us. It all started at a very young age, the day she met our humans and she decided that they were going to be the new chosen ones she was about 8 months old, or so is what her old humans said, I believe she is whatever from 1 year to 100, she pacts with the devil so, difficult to know, they knew something was wrong with her, she would stare at them for hours with this diabolic look in her eyes. As most psychocaths she started killing small things, like flies and spiders, and then moved on to bigger animals, birds, mice, and so on, I was afraid she was going to kill me and my brothers you know, kittens are an irresistible pray for all psychocat...

 Well, today I would like to tell you all about the dangers of catnip, my sister Catwoman was a very sweet and good looking girl until she became a catnip addicted, everything started as a game, just experimenting you know, but soon all got out of hand, she would take it any day of the week, any excuse was good enough to celebrate with a bit of grass, it didn't matter what day of the week it was or what time of the day.                  This is her before her drug problems started, look at her, she seemed an angel! She will steal the catnip from the shelf, it doesn't matter were the humans hide it, she can always sniff her way into it. She was a clever kitty but now all she does is sleep after the high. It all started at my brother's birthday party, we were celebrating Batman's party and our humans brought home some catnip to heat the ambient, we all enjoyed that very much, but since then she couldn't stop. I had to admit that I tried it...

Hello everybody, my name is Sherlock and I am part of a family of five cats and two humans. I am the alfa male and captain of our boat but also the sweetest thing ever! In March 2018, when I was only a kitten, I got home in the morning limping after being the whole night out for the first time, we were living in a house at the time, my humans got very worried and they took me to the vet, they keep me there for some x-rays and a couple of hours later the vet phoned home to tell my humans that I got 4 broken teeth that needed to be removed, a broken jaw and a broken leg that needed to be amputated, my humans told the vet that they didn't want to amputate my leg and they got ready to take me to a specialized hospital more than 300 miles away. Luckily for us, the local vet decided to give it a go after sending my x-rays to the specialized hospital, they gave them some guidance on what to do and they gave it a go. I spent over two months in a cage recovering from my wounds, but I still ...